It’s All Orange, Fat Man: 02/26/16

NFL News

– Mike McCarthy says the Packers didn’t advise RB Eddie Lacy to lose 30 lbs. 

– John Elway had a conversation with Peyton Manning and that he knows what the QB will do by March 9th.

– John Elway also hints that Brock Osweiler will get a middle class contract from the Broncos.

– Bils want to extend Tyrod Taylor’s contract but, need to restructure a plethora of other contracts in order to get that done.

– Colin Kaepernick’s agents have asked for a trade even though GM Trent Baalke said earlier that Colin Kaepernick isn’t going anywhere.

– Mickey Loomis tells reporters that they are confident the Drew Brees is going to accept a new deal in hopes it will get them over the cap.

– The Indianapolis Colts are fully aware of what they need to fix this season.

– The San Francisco 49ers have signed DT Quinton Dial to a three-year extension.

– Tyler Lockett received a terrifying diagnosis during the last combine.

– K Roberto Aguayo was a permanent team captain for the Seminoles last year because he was a good example in what seems like an otherwise character-deprived school.

– QB Cardale Jones admits he wasn’t ready to be drafted last year. 

NFL Analysis

– Greg Gabriel breaks down CBs Tavon Young and Eric Murray.

– Gordon McGuiness suggests the Browns should re-sign Mitchell Schwartz and target LaGarrete Blount.


– Add Bruce Arians to Peyton Manning’s side in the sexual harassment case from 20 years ago.

WR Nelson Spruce, from the University of Colorado, wants to show off hands and let teams know that he is the real deal.

– Troy Renck asks if John Elway will address the TE position this offseason.

– Here are some random statistics regarding the No. 31 pick in the NFL draft.


– Tom Brady welcomes his new puppy to his home Lion King style.

– Brandon Allen, Arkansas QB who visited a massage therapist to stretch out hands so they could grow, somehow got his hands to actually grow.

– In other news,  Jared Goff’s hands are 1/8″ too small and somehow this is a big deal.


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