…that Drew Magary is continuing his Why Your Team Sucks series at Deadspin.
Today, he discusses the San Diego Chargers and tosses in this little gem about Phillip Rivers.
This could very well be Marmalard’s swan song for the Chargers. He’s in the last year of his contract and doesn’t want to play in Los Angeles, presumably because Los Angeles is an unholy dungeon of secular Hollywood wickedness. In the Rivers household, you watch VeggieTales, or you watch nothing at all. Now everyone gather ‘round the hearth for a good ol’ hymnal!
Let the jokes commence starting… NOW!